How to make a spirit board (aka Ouija)

You can make your own spirit board like the Ouija board used in the Parker Brothers’ board game. It’s easy and very simple. There are a few basics to include and the rest is only limited by your imagination.

All boards should have five basic elements

The alphabet (preferably in a circle on the board)
The numbers 0-9 (1…..9,0)
The words “yes” and “no”
The words “hello” and “goodbye”
Blank space near the edges of the board (for planchette/indicator to have room to move)

Optional on spirit board designs

Phrases
“This is not the time for you to know”
“Check back another day”
“Put the board away, you don’t know what you are doing”
“I told you don’t call me Ouija, you should go now”
Design themes
Astrological signs
Random decoration

When design is completed

Glue to a board and protect design with a spray on or brush on coating
Put on paper and laminate to protect design
Put under glass
Finished product should have a smooth, slightly slippery surface

Planchette/indicator

Purchase one
Use from a Ouija board game
Upside down glass

OFFICIAL WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS BY myspiritboard.com

If the board is not made in Salem by witches at the exact stroke of midnight on the 13th of the month while standing in the center of a star, it will have no power to communicate with the spirits.
Making the board on Halloween’s eve will double the number of spirits you will be able to contact.
Using the homemade spirit board will increase your chances of becoming a born again Christian.
My designs here have extra special powers that will double your chances of becoming a born again Christian!

OK……seriously…… These are just directions to make a spirit board to be used as decoration or to create artwork. Don’t be among the millions of idiots that the spirit board has been attracting since 500 BC. Be informed and check out the history of the spirit board, which is currently commonly known by the name of Ouija board, before you decide it you really want to use a spirit board.